This is probably something I shouldn't be bragging about, but I love reality TV shows. Survivor, Amazing Race, Big Brother..I love 'em all. One of my favorites - The Bachelor - is coming to an end. I've spent the last 6 weeks filtering through 25 women, trying to find the perfect match for Jason and his son, Ty. I credit myself as having a keen eye and strong intuition. Up to this point, Jason has done a stellar job listening to all of my suggestions.
I was nearly giddy with excitement when this week's show finally came on. There were only 3 girls left and I knew exactly who would be going home. "Good ridden's, Molly", I thought to myself. "You've been around far too long." Now, for those of you who know me, this may come as a surprise. I'm a Michigander - born and raised - I should be rootin' for the "Home Girl", right? NOT! This is about Jason, not me. Trust me, she's not right for him and his little boy. I digress...
So I sat with great anticipation for the rose ceremony. They all looked lovely, eagerly waiting to hear their name to receive a rose. I smiled and said, "Sorry, Molly, you're time is up". Or, as the Soup Nazi would say, "No rose for YOU!". Just as planned, Melissa (that cutey patooty) got her rose first. Jillian would be next.
Wait a minute...Did he do what I thought he just did?...Did he give that stinkin' rose to MOLLY? WHAT? @#&(*@(#!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That rose was for JILLIAN, you knucklehead! Oy vey!
So, to that I say this...
Jillian, my Canadian sister, (I can say that 'cause I'm half Canadian - eh?), will you accept this rose? Jason is an idiot. He blew it. Take your cute self and your size 0 jeans back to the Motherland and find yourself a good man worthy of your time. You had my vote, Girl.
For those of you who are not Bachelor fans or have no clue what I just wrote about, don't worry, I won't waste any more time blogging about it.
Phew...feels good to have that off my chest. Now I can get back to stamping.
Supplies
Stamps: Fifth Ave Floral, En Francais
Paper: Almost Amethyst, Whisper White, Basic Black
Ink: Black Stazon, Almost Amethyst
Accessories: Black gingham ribbon, Texturz plate - Background 1, Dimensionals, Dazzling Diamonds and glue pen.
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